Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Ballz Of Steel

Sometimes, people are courageous. Sometimes people are brave. Other times, they just have...

BALLZ OF STEEL (the 'Z' stands for 'zoo,' a place where animals are found, and some animals have massive balls)

Who's got a pair of impenetrable testes today? 30-year-old Ottawa resident, and mother of two, Marlena Sarazin. Ms. Sarazin is claiming police brutality and asking for witnesses to come forward and shed some light after Ottawa Police tasered her with 50 000 volts of electricity early Saturday morning. She can't remember the incident.

The police can. An officer attempted to pull over a suspected impaired driver in the Byward Market but the driver, Ms. Sarazin, fled. She ran over the officer's foot with her car and proceeded to sideswipe a taxi cab and another police cruiser before stopping a couple blocks away. Resisting arrest, four officers were forced to smash her car window and taser her in order to subdue her. The next thing Ms. Sarazin remembers is police warning her they would taser her again if she didn't calm down. Wow. She sure has a selective memory. I guess that's what 50 000 volts of electricity would do. Or alcohol. It's probably the alcohol.

Ms. Sarazin (did I mention she's a mother of two?) feels lucky to be alive after reading reports of how a guy out west just died after being tasered adding she doesn't feel she deserved to be tasered. It takes a giant pair to make a statement like that, especially after she was charged with impaired driving, dangerous driving, failing to remain at the scene of a crime, failing to stop for police, and resisting arrest.

"I don't have a criminal record or anything. I'm not a bad person." Another big-balled statement from our heroin, especially since she was also charged with driving with a suspended license.

Marlena Sarazin, mother of two, you have some Ballz of Steel. You also make Britney look like a good mom.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Media is Full of crap... I was at the same corner, right there on the sidewalk, the corner was full of police, after the bars are closed, the paddy wagon was there, one guy had his taser gun at hand, they were waiting to be provoked, and arrest somebody... this car came to the corner.. and the police woman was yelling at her to pull over, she came closer to the curb, and when she did she ran over another officers foot... then she pissed off the police Big time, I was thinking like "Oh Sh****t!!" I stuck around to see, what was going to happen... so as furious they must be, they surrounded her car, about 6 officers, they had there batons and they busted all her 4-door windows, front windshield & back, I looked inside and she was ducking!! she didn't speed away her car it was slowly rolling, and it hit the cruiser and there was no taxi!!! they hit her with their stick, and took her out threw the window, shoved her to the ground, with his foot on head against the pavement.. another had his knee in her back. she was yelling, freaking out and like i would be traumatized!! the officer tased her, like 5 times!!! how could she remain calm after all that!! this drama for this mother of two, lasted just less than 5 minutes!! I wish I had my video cam for this incident.. she probably was under the influence. I don't respect that but the media DOES TALK A LOT OF CRAP!!! get your sources right...