Wednesday, November 14, 2007

ID UD we all D 4 3D

I saw Beowulf on 3D IMAX tonight. It wasn't the greatest movie but the graphics and 3D IMAX made up for it. Right after the movie started, Julie said that she's never seeing another movie again unless it's on 3D IMAX. I agree. 3D IMAX is the shit. Stuff's popping out at you so realistically you can almost touch it. Last Christmas, they re-released The Polar Express on 3D IMAX which shows the studios can re-release movies. The following are my suggestions for movies that should be re-released:

West Side Story - I want to see the Jets and the Sharks lunging out towards me as Tony is lunging for Maria, which I will also be able to see in 3D. You will also be able to see just how pretty Maria claims she is.

An Inconvenient Truth - Besides the obvious reason of the best powerpoint presentation ever transfered to 3D, watching Al Gore's chiseled Oscar/Emmy/Nobel Peace Prize/Pulitzer/Grammy/Tony/Cappies winning face would be a marvel. A bonus: watching the world go to hell is so much cooler in 3D.

Any porn movie. Specifically Pirates (XXX) - while I haven't watched Pirates (XXX), I have heard it had the biggest budget for a porn movie in history. The biggest budget for a porn movie must mean it has special effects, which makes it perfect for 3D IMAX. Actually, that's not the only reason that would make Pirates (XXX) a perfect fit for 3D IMAX. Use your sick, perverted imagination. I know I did.

Have I mentioned how cool 3D IMAX is? Well, I didn't mention the glasses they give you.
3D IMAX glasses are the new colour for fall.

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